Monster Prick by Kendall Ryan ~Release Blitz w/ Review & Excerpt


Over my dead body.

That’s what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it’s going to be me.

I shouldn’t even be considering it, but I can’t get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone’s going to do it, it’s going to be him.

I hate that I’m even considering his offer.

But I am … I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me.

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.


Panty Scorching- 5
Angst- 1
Value- 4
Overall Rating- 4
Kindle eARC
Reviewed by Christina


Since Hudson was best friends with Grace’s older brother he was always around. Grace and Hudson have always shared a special bond. Once Grace started getting older and becoming more of a women, feelings started turning more into lust on both of their parts. Hudson would squash down those feelings because, best friends little sister is just off limits.

Now Grace just scored a job she loves after finishing college and decides it’s time to get out in the dating world and FINALLY ditch her V-Card. Boy does this ever light a fire under Hudson’s ass to quite hiding his feelings and go into action. He makes a proposal to her that he will take her virginity and teach her the ways that would satisfy any man.

Only things become complicated when feelings finally come to the surface. Can they stick to their 3 date rule, or will they finally give into what they really want, each other?

This is going to be fairly short and sweet. This is a fast paced  short read that I really enjoyed! I actually wanted even more than Kendall gave about Grace and Hudson. I know that Monster Prick can be read as a standalone but I would actually recommend reading Screwed before reading this book. By reading Screwed you would get who the characters are and a little bit about their story.

It’s a great book about finally going after what you really want even if you fear the consequences.  For Grace and Hudson it’s been the under lying fire that burns between the two of them. Once that fire is started between them it’s something neither could ever extinguish.  I would recommend this great novella for anyone looking for a quick fulling read.

The future is all spread out for us to choose from, like the ice cream flavors in their big inviting tubs, every option bright and sweet.



“What if I could help you?”
I have no idea what the hell I was thinking. The words just leaped out of my mouth. Listening to Gracie talk about kicking off her granny panties and popping her cherry with some random Internet dick…I guess it drove me temporarily insane.
But there’s no taking back the idea now. Gracie sucks in her breath, blinking wide-eyed. “What do you mean?” she asks.
What do I mean? Here I am, sitting next to the world’s most beautiful girl—drowning in her eyes, her scent, the gentle puff of her breath on my mouth that begs me to close the distance. I know what I want, but I also know what will happen if I take it. My best friend will rip off my balls and feed them to me. And I’ll probably deserve every second.
But sweet Jesus, I’m pretty sure Gracie wants this, too, and that’s enough to blow my better judgment to pieces. All I care about right now is making her feel better. In as many ways as possible. And if her slightly quickened breathing, blown pupils, and flushed cheeks are anything to go by…
As an experiment, I dart out the tip of my tongue to wet my lips. Her darkened eyes drop like a magnet yanked them. Yeah, bingo. Having a little black book as thick as the dictionary has its advantages. I know damn well how to tell when a woman wants me.

About The Author

A New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than 18 titles, Kendall Ryan has sold more than a million ebooks and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She’s a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as enjoying success as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she’s appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller list 23 times.

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