It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
Panty Scorching – 3
Angst – 1
Tissues – 0
Storyline – 4
Value – 4
Overall – 4
Reviewed by Ladyballs
How the heck am I supposed to write a review for her damn books and not give away anything. Well, if you have ever read anything by this author you will know exactly what I am talking about. There are so many funny, hysterical, laugh out loud moments I want to talk about but really shouldn’t due to the fact I don’t want to spoil it for you. Reading her books is a privileged and I would not take that away from anyone…so I will do my best to not spoil it for you.
First off…..this is the second book in the series so get your butt out there and read the first one…if you HAVE read the first one you know that it was basically about Rosie. Oh, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie how I wish you were real. LOL…the things and situations that she got herself into in the first book were just…I don’t even have a word for it….insanely funny maybe? Cringe worthy (but in a totally good way) funny? Either way this next book in the series does not disappoint.
We find Rosie and Henry in bliss….Yes, she got her man! It really gives us a better look at their lives from Henry’s point of view. My god how I love and adore Henry. The patience that he has goes beyond human limits!! Somehow they balance each other out though and it works perfectly. Rosie is up to her same antics…she is the only character that sets out to do one thing and somehow finds herself in the most incredible situations!! She has a knack at it! There were so many laugh out loud moments and I loved, loved, loved seeing her and Henry trying to make a life together as a couple. And Henry…he just may be the or close to the perfect male. We also get cameo’s from Marta the waxer (if you read the first book you will know exactly who I mean) and of course Sir Licks a Lot.
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Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
About The Author
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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