Too Much Information by Missy Johnson ~ Release Blitz w/ Review and Excerpt!

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Title: Too Much Information
Series: Awkward Love #3
Author: Missy Johnson
Genre: Romance
Release Date: April 16, 2018 


We’ve all been there.

One minute, you’re sprawled out on your bed, minding our own business and the next you’re lying in the back seat of your best friend’s car as she races you to the ER.

And not the closest one either.

No. You’re headed to the one fifty miles farther out, because the one five minutes away is where you start your residency next week.

So there you are, lying in cubical nine, hoping like hell that the doctor about to examine you isn’t young, sexy or male.

Of course he’s all three.

Telling him about the clitmaster7000 I have lodged inside me is by far the single most embarrassing moment of my life.

Discovering he’s my brother’s new roommate is even worse.




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Too Much Information Teaser 1


Panty Scorching – 2
Angst – 2
tissues – 0
Storyline – 4
Value – 4
Overall – 4
Kindle eArc provided by Author
Reviewed by Ladyballs

This book started out hysterical…I mean like laugh out loud, tears coming out of my eyes, my stomach was hurting hysterical. Luke and Laura…was the author a former General Hospital fan or am I just showing my age? LOL Anyway, Luke and Laura. Laura is a resident doctor, not much of a social life so to speak and has a hilarious best friend Becca, a brother Matt and sister in law. She leads a normal, quiet life until she finds herself in one of the most hysterical positions and I mean POSITIONS!

Long story short, she has to go to the emergency room. Not hers but one that is nowhere near her house or town. LOL It’s here under the most embarrassing and humiliating circumstances that she meets Luke, the doctor. He tries to add comedy to the situation to ease her a bit but Laura is beyond being consoled. She literally wishes the world would open up and swallow her. The time these two spend together trying to “fix” her situation was comedy gold!

As luck would have it when Laura turns up at a dinner party and guess who is there? Coincidentally, her brother knows Luke and the hits keep coming with more comedy gold during this interlude. As the story continues, Luke and Laura’s lives keep intertwining. It truly seems like fate is pushing these two together and this is where the comedy abruptly ends.

Laura has a secret. I mean a major secret that she hasn’t told Luke. There just never seems like the right time although she is prepared to tell him many times. Meanwhile Luke’s past comes back to chase him down. There are so many moving parts at this point and what started out as a lighthearted, humorous story took a more somber turn. It wasn’t that it wasn’t was. I just was on such a fun high and it slowly lost humor and by the end it wasn’t what I expected. But the fun part was great while it lasted!


A shirtless Doctor with his stethoscope around his neck.


Becca pounds on the door just as orgasm number six tapers off. I can barely move by this point, but I made it to the door to unlock it before number six and that’s the main thing. Now all I need is for her to get this thing out of me.

“It’s me,” she calls out. “Are you going to let me in?”

“It’s open,” I manage to get out.

She walks in, her eyes widening at the sight of me hunched over the couch, thighs clenched, rocking back and forth on the floor. At least I’m not naked. I managed to half squirm my way into a dress that I found lying on the floor in my room—though I must look a mess—with only one arm through the hole and the skirt bunched up around my waist. Now that I think about it, I’m not sure why I even bothered. She sprints over to me, crouching down beside me.

“Jesus, are you okay?” She glares at me as I let out a strangled sob. “Tell me what’s wrong?” she says. She looks me over, her eyes wide with concern. “Were you attacked? Did someone break in and rape you? Talk to me, Laura. Should I be calling an ambulance? The police?” Her dark eyes study mine as I struggle to form words to answer any of her questions. “For God’s sake, Laura. Say something.”

“No ambulance,” I mutter.

I groan and clamp my legs together, gasping as my body begs for relief. This is a nightmare. I point to the bedroom, where the box is still lying on the bed. Becca stalks through to my room, returning a few seconds later with the box in her hands. Her eyes widen, to the point where they’re nearly ready to fall out of her head.

“No fucking way,” she hisses.

I nod, sweat pouring out of places I didn’t know sweat could form. She clasps her hands over her mouth and stifles her laughter, before quickly kneeling down next to me.

“What do you want me to do? Dig it out? I’ll do that for you,” she says as I glare at her. “Wait… I should’ve asked before offering. Front or back?”

“Becca,” I growl, my voice high noting at the end.

“What? I’m sorry, it was a legitimate question,” she cries, holding her hands up in defense. “You know I don’t handle poop. How on earth did you manage to get it stuck in there in the first place?” she asks, shaking her head.

“Can we discuss this later, after it’s been removed from my vagina?” I beg her.

“Yes, yes, I’m sorry. Okay, let’s get you down to my car.”

“Car?” I say, alarmed. “What happened to you offering to help me—”

“You seriously want me digging around in there like I’m looking for loose change down the back of the couch?” she asks seriously. Then she giggles, but she stops when she sees my expression. “Sorry. Disturbing mental image. You understand this is pushing the friendship boundaries, right?”

I nod weakly. Oh, I understand it, all right.

She sighs and helps me climb up properly onto the couch while I try to steady myself as my body begins to convulse. God, not again. I wipe a layer of sweat off my forehead and rock back and forth, riding out the orgasm as I whimper into the cushion. Then I gasp, clenching my thighs again, until it passes.

“You’re coming already? But I haven’t even worked my magic hands on you yet,” she jokes, flexing her fingers. “Hey, do you have any kitchen gloves, or—”

“Just get it out,” I beg her.

“Fine,” she grumbles as she gets down onto her knees. She lifts up the skirt of my dress and peers between my legs. “Hey, you smell really good. What kind of body wash do you use?”


“Right, sorry,” she mutters. “Focus.”

Too Much Information Teaser 2


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 Missy lives in a small town in Central Victoria with her husband, and her confused pets (a dog who think she’s a cat, a cat who thinks he’s a dog…you get the picture).

When she’s not writing, she can usually be found looking for something to read.






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